So I've been gone for about 2 weeks, oh well YOU DON'T CARE! DO YOU!? HUH!? HUH!? Yeah, that's what I thought, biatch. But here's what's going on. I saw a whole bunch of movies I am Legend, Sweeney Todd, Walk Hard... Okay maybe that isn't a bunch but it's a few... FUCK YOU.... They were all generally good. There was a bit to much penis in Walk Hard... Yeah... a bit to much... I also, out of sheer morbid curiosity, watched Alvin and the Chipmunks on the internet because I would never pay for it. It had its moments but was generally pass-able.

What bugs me is why everyone likes Alvin so much, he just throws out desperate cries for attention so Dave will love him the most, he steals all the thunder from the band and he gets them in trouble all the time. Theodore is obviously just the bitch of the trio who compensates for the gaping hole in his pathetic life by stuffing his maw with food, generally agreeing with what ever Alvin says. Simon on the other hand is the most self sufficient from the group, where Alvin and Theodore need the trio to survive; I mean, who's going to play the straight man to Alvin's antics and bail him out of jail when he inevitably turns to cocaine? Or stop Theodore from slowly losing a foot to diabetes? Yet, Simon hangs in the back, pulling the strings until Alvin and Theodore are of no more use to him and he can go solo. You go Simon! NERD PRIDE!

....Well now... About the comic... It's continuing the first story arc I'm actually following through with. This is probably my longest comic with jokes on pretty much every panel, I also tried to keep it from becoming... too wordy but it still has a quite a bit of dialogue.

I'm doing this fast because the Heroes finally is on.

Battalion Wars 2: Still fun combat, Online multiplayer needs customization.

New comic starts story.

Christmas sucks.

COMMERCIAL OVER PEACE OUT Y'ALL!

So my my laptop has been fucked up, but in better news on my temporary replacement has flash 8! So comics will still be coming until my better computer is fixed. NOW HERE COME THE GAME REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Mario Galaxy: This game is great, no question.
It's the closest thing you'll get to a sequel to SM64. Controls are smooth, graphics catch your eye and every galaxy has it's own personality. If you've got a Wii and haven't picked this up then you are communist. COMMUNIST

Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles: Harkening back to arcade on rail shooters RE:UC is essentially a light gun game. That isn't to say that it's a bad game it just... doesn't last long enough. With only a handfull of levels it was fun to play but over far to soon. Still full of little nuggets that RE fans will love and the added bonus of being Zapper compatible it's fun to rent but not worth the buy.

Manhunt 2: The game that almost got an AO toned down to an M, which essentially ruins the whole thing. While the game is pretty violent (Headshots still make skulls explode, you can still make out the basic actions of stealth kills, etc.) it's just not spine shivering, gut wrenchingly violent. That just brings it down to a basic 3rd person shooter that's M rated. That and the fact that it's also a very short game, with little replay value. Another rent.

I'm getting Battalion Wars 2 soon so my review will come next week. HERE'S THE COMIC!

Yep, on time this week. I was actually done with the comic on Friday but I decided to keep with the monday update. This comic was inspired from some actual happenings where some things were said about a certain useless drummer that shouldn't have. So in the spirit of this comic I thought I'd give my opinions on GH3. Now this is the first Guitar hero game for a Nintendo platform and of course we get the shaft. 360 and PS3 get the Grimm Ripper and the God of Rock. Wii and PS2 get a robot and Fat Elvis. Also they took so much of the fun stuff of the story out. HOW COME MY DRUMMER DOESN'T EXPLODE!? Anyway, the core is still fun even if it's basically the same. Tomorrow I get Mario Galaxy. My thoughts on it next week.

So, I'm late because of things happening in life. A party, Guitar Hero 3, Another party, trick or treating, sitting on my skrawny ass. Here we are though. Some news. I got a 10 day trial of World of Warcraft, and if you've ever met me you'd know I always say I hate WoW nerds. I still do, but I'm a gamer first and I should take a game at face value with out thinking about the annoying players. I'm looking at you Kingdom Hearts. Anyway, at face value it's a pretty good game. I'm told it really doesn't start kicking till level 20 so here's hoping. If you play on Arygos and you see an undead rouge named Monkfish, that's me so say Hi and tell me you read my comic, it'd be a thrill for me.

So the reason I'm late is not out of pure laziness (It was a small factor) I was actually working on a entirely new comic. It's one that has been in the works for a while but couldn't get off it's feet because... well... I just don't have the time. BUT NOW I DO! Reason why? The ninja got out of the hellhole that shackled him down and forced him into a life of mediocre work. Yep with an early graduation I'm finally out and chillin at the house till college rolls in. But anyway the new comic is an alternate reality to this one, it stars some of the old VoD regulars, like Patrick and Ashby. Plus Brett, Max and Taylor of course. It's called Emo Zombies and here's the link http://emozombies.smackjeeves.com/

Go check it out after you read the new strip!

Okay, there are many things that irritate me but I will focus on the one relevant to this site. You wanna know what irks me to no bounds? All of the crappy comics on here with more fans than me! Sonic Sprite comics with 42 fans while I have 8 because my readers are to lazy to make accounts and get my fan counter up! LAZY JERKS!

But I digress, I'm back to a comic a week after my hiatus so do not fear. In other news, the Brawl release date has been pushed back 2 months. Feb. 10 people. It's going to be worth it.

I'm sorry, readers (if any are left) Usually it's because I'm lazy or I don't have a joke, but lately my life has been crap. It's all stuff I don't want to bore you guys with but this comic was of course inspired by every rumor and photoshop edit, or hope, or dream of the fanboys of their beloved Sonic being put into what may be the greatest clash of titans since 1981. Now at first I went "What the fuck!? NO! BAD! Bad Masahiro Sakurai!" but after seeing the video... He looks like he could be a great fighter. My true judgment waits till December third but for now... Sonic is looking good.

The official site, Sonic page: http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/sonic.html
Also this comic is looking to be great, and it's Zelda! GO THERE AFTER YOU READ MINE! http://loztwilightprincess.smackjeeves.com/
And THIS comic is fucking hilarious. http://cce.smackjeeves.com/